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AT LONG LAST, IT IS DONE
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Dream : 1. a succession of images, thoughts, or emotions passing through the mind during sleep. Sleep : 1. to take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake. 2. Botany . to assume, especially at night, a state similar to the sleep of animals, marked by closing of petals, leaves,...
To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are...– Ezio Auditore, explaining the Creed. (via acfans )
Cave Johnson: All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
Cave Johnson: Get mad!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah take the lemons...
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager!
Cave Johnson: Make life run the day it thought it would give Cave Jonhson lemonds! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn you house down! With the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm going to get my engioneers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
GLaDOS: BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
GLaDOS: Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!