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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking... →
funniest10k: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.   Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I... →
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When someone takes my food without asking me →
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Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside... →
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AT LONG LAST, IT IS DONE
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Dream :   1. a succession of images, thoughts, or emotions passing through the mind during sleep. Sleep : 1. to take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake. 2. Botany . to assume, especially at night, a state similar to the sleep of animals, marked by closing of petals, leaves,...
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“To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are...”
– Ezio Auditore, explaining the Creed. (via acfans )
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Cave Johnson: All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade.
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah take the lemons...
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Make life run the day it thought it would give Cave Jonhson lemonds! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn you house down! With the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm going to get my engioneers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
GLaDOS: BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
GLaDOS: Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!
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